donut time

2010-09-30T20:31:00.001-07:00

iam dead. i think

chaos

2010-09-30T02:42:00.000-07:00

chaos fills my mind, chaos fills my heart.

they say we can run, but we cant hide.

but if i keep running, will it be a good hide?

is it irresponsible to wish we could skip all these tedious confusion?

breaking my back just to know ur name

seventeen tracks and i had it with this game

heaven aint close in a place like this

just one blink and i had just missed

bring it back down tonight

never thought i do let a rumor ruin my moonlight

well somebody told me.

spambots...

2010-02-01T09:46:00.000-08:00

spambots can be fun at times...

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:

i'm 21/f your a male right?

Caiyi underthewaterfall says:

errrr

yeh

no srsly who are u

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:

nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Caiyi underthewaterfall says:

uhhh

no site

seems more like u got the wrong guy

lol

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:

I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Caiyi underthewaterfall says:

ur a spambot

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Caiyi underthewaterfall says:

go eat shit

ur own shit

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Caiyi underthewaterfall says:

or maybe some one elses

BLOCKED*

late for sku

2009-04-26T18:01:00.000-07:00

And here i am, late for lecture by 1min, kicked out. 2hrs to spend alone.
haizzz. someone talk to me =(

Evening Fantasia

2009-04-05T09:59:00.000-07:00

Every evening, i look out of my window,
i see this red tragic sky.
Lost as it seems to be, the hopes of people within fears,
the last minutes of light before darkness.
Sometimes when it rains during that time,
and the clouds turn into streaks of crimson tears.
Look out and let out a long sigh.
And enjoy its peaceful melancholy.
For that dull line between right and wrong,
has never been harder to spot.

Karma stuff

2009-01-20T03:07:00.000-08:00

Today i boarded the bus with negative value ezlink cuz i forgot to top up. Didnt have enough coins as well. Asked for 2 dollar change and some old man gave me 1.50 and refused my $2 note. Oldman so kind, make me damn paiseh until i say thankyou for like 3 times.

Bought an awesome drawing tablet and produced great results.
One of the lecturers happy with me for the first time in months.
Earlier in the morning got 2 cute girls sit beside me in mrt and one more on the direct opposite.

Time to restock on karma.

Wayyy too much stuff.

2008-12-24T10:27:00.000-08:00

Well like the title suggested. Wayy too much stuff to blog bout lol.
So i shall start with one story first (￣ー￣)"

When i came back from my hongkong trip, shawn was so bored he grew a beard. So i went out with him the next day to visit auntie's new shop. Then he decided to stay over at my place that day so ok, we took the train to my house. And thats when i lost my wallet (ノ゜O゜)ノ

I stepped out of the train and realised my wallet not with me. Damn pek chek cuz everytime with shawn i lose my wallet.(previously was when i go polyclinic with
him get MC) his freaking loser aura i swear lol.

Weirdly that night still happy happy for some reason lol. Play online pictionary with a bunch of dumbfuked online indian girls and other tards. Wahriew, they get the word 'Left' they draw up down left right then circle left. Draw Up and Down for fux?!!?!?
Then next was to draw 'granddaughter'. Geez before the hair was drawn, we were like DILDO? and why the fag is the arrows pointed to the bigger one?!?!

Then i draw cookie they guess socks. I draw a extra smiley face out of boredom they guess frog.
We both damn zzz alr so we started drawing nonsense. When you guys saw the pic below, you probably could tell straight away its bullshit, but those online peeps couldn't lol.

Shawn added a huge dick and we got banned from the room.

Then we went downstairs, drank some b33r, chill and play the game where you stand on a horizontal pole and try to push each other down. Was around 3am then.

Next day mrt still haven call so i assume its ded. Went to cancel atm, ezlink, then go find jon to follow me make ezlink and stuff since shawn has a l**jiao~ camp on that day.

I made my ezlink($27 including foto) and reported my ic to the police. A few hours later i get a call from a home number. The person ask if i was PAY CAI YI daaaaaaamn slowly so i thought is shawn trying to jiao with me (he sounded like shawn too). And i replied YES U FAG.

The guy stun for a moment then continue say that someone has found my wallet. Then i stun. lol

When to khatib police station collect. The policeman was a nice guy and i just pretended i didnt say anything before lmao.(;￣▽￣)

I am a retard

2008-11-18T08:39:00.000-08:00

Someone stole my username!!! =O

._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
WTF
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
some fucker
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
stole my username
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
WTF
The absence says:
?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
puneycroc
The absence says:
for what?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
got stolen
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i creating veoh acc
The absence says:
oh
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
smljjjjiaooo
The absence says:
what for?
The absence says:
lol
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
how the hell
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
did puneycroc get stolen
The absence says:
dunno
The absence says:
someone
The absence says:
just thought of it too?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheesepie la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think he saw
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
and stole
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i dunnoe la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
wtf
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i use so many acc
The absence says:
lol tommy real life singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
all put puneycroc
The absence says:
not bad
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
only this one cannot
The absence says:
quite similar to studio version
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
sure is steal one
The absence says:
wtf wait
The absence says:
this person
The absence says:
looks different leh
The absence says:
it's like dont look like her
The absence says:
but should be her
The absence says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC2dJpXI8FU
The absence says:
they say is her
The absence says:
but like dont look like
The absence says:
maybe can keep studio quality
The absence says:
because her concert like no action
The absence says:
mostly concentrate on singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
gintama song lol
The absence says:
yeh
The absence says:
i know
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
the animation
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
jus before the chorus
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
for the song
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think damn nice
The absence says:
i think soul eater one so far the best
The absence says:
gundam 00 season 2 that one very good too
The absence says:
the animation and song sync
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheese pie iam hunting down my clone
The absence says:
lol
The absence says:
good rucks
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
OH LOL
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
my clone
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
is me
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
fail.
The absence says:
.......
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
that's one of the lamest thing i've heard man
The absence says:
like seriously
The absence says:
-_-

The End.

yikes

2008-10-14T08:35:00.000-07:00

Was hunting for big rogue cockroach in house.
When it flew onto my leg and started crawling up.
Freaked the shit outta me -.-''
Killed it in the end

=)

2008-10-11T08:27:00.000-07:00

Even when theres no light.
U peeps probably don't noe, but u all are actually keeping me from breaking. Thx everyone.

Random shit

2008-07-16T08:38:00.001-07:00

Ahh.. memories...
and yeh. Thats my POA textbook in the bin.

Barneys eat spongebob.

FOOL! You can never beat me in ScissorsPaperStone!!!
Wuaahahahaha!!!

I introduce you our newest product!
The dick snapper!!!
Just Slot and Twist!

Lulz weekend

2008-07-12T09:44:00.000-07:00

Went to Dallas Chicken CK, Weijin, LJ, Jon today.
It was freakin CLOSED and we very very sian...
In the end we go eat subway den talk cock lol. Say wad Cunkang and Cunan tio wad shit timewarp, then when the world ends, they will join back and become JEEBUS and it will be called the Age of Cunan. LULZ

Then later go ajisen ramen eat dinner and talk cock again.
This time start with some LKY talk, then dunno how change to some communist, lousy jobs, poor people talk. In the end we were arguing with Weijin about evolution and how existence was created -.-''
Weijin theory was that there was no evolution and stuff POOF! out naturally lol.

Hehe went Lj house for b33r in the end. LOL @ u nubs that didnt come

Yesterday go NP then follow Shawn to Fareast for his haircut. Later come out his fringe gone he very sadface:( lol. But i very shockedface:O at his cone. So sux cone where got naise.

Saw a really naise sunset at NP later...
couldn't capture its awe.

Later go Chompchomp eat.
Shawn go order our hokkien mee then say wrong table number -.-'' Then i go wrong stall to change table number -_-''''''''
In the end got one $4 three $3 hokkien mee come G.G

After that go find the Gq, jon they all at spiderweb.
Lmao. Play spider web one person cling on it. Then the others go shake the web until that guy fly off hahaha. Fun siul.
Then later anyhow taupok each other then go home lol.

I try.

2008-07-06T08:02:00.001-07:00

Hehehe. I posted xD

All this while we have been drawing Leonidas's skeleton and no one said a word?!

YOU BASTARD KIDS!!! Stop playing with me! <<<

Ahhh. I still rmb. Just yesterday i was at food republic and i ordered fishball noodle dry no chilli. I got tons of chilli. So nxt day at sku I ordered the same and said no chilli 2times.

I got this -.-'' no sauce, then too paiseh go back

lol @ shawn

2008-05-25T08:56:00.000-07:00

This is too funny to be not blogged lol.
Shawn went to www.20000hindinames.com to search for indian bad words ROFLOLOLOL.who in the world names their kids after bad words lol.

A little entertainment

2007-12-21T08:16:00.000-08:00

Here's some entertainment lol. Tired to post all, its 1.11am and i hav got work tml!

Took this picture at ljs. Thought it was interesting^^

Iam addicted

2007-12-02T08:58:00.000-08:00

Darn iam so addicted to Ragdoll Invaders!!!
Played and completed for the second time
with same exact results
except my rank now is RAGDOLL MASTERS MASTER loooolololol

K.O

2007-12-02T07:09:00.000-08:00

Had BBQ last night.
The fire was shiatty and no one can fan it properly except me and my big plastic bag lol.
Then later some shiatty resident come kpkb cos i use plastic bag very noisy LOL.
And because of no plastic bag de fire slowly died out -.-''
Taiwan sausage: good
Chicken sausage: good
Sotong: partially uncook
Crabstick: good
Otah: didnt eat any lol (some retard stuffed it into the coal and it caught fire)
Chicken wings: our batch was good(cos its on slow fire for like 30min), the later batch was half cook only lol
Cocktail: Great!

During bbq, i went around with a burning charcoal and touched ppl with ice lol!

After bbq, got stomach ache go shit. The toilet light went out and back on again by itself... creepy...
Anyway we went around slack den go buy carlsberg drink.
Bloody Brandon tried to crush his can but ended up stepping on my hand -.-''
Then later when cesca's house. I played GTA and set many grenade traps for de police lol

Then Jinkang intro me de most kickass game RAGDOLL INVADERS
Its mainly controlling this flying ragdoll and shooting aliens like the classic invaders game BUT MUCH COOLER. Had loads of laugh cos i anyhow somersault my ragdoll den can dogde all de lasers and grenades LOL. Den i see Jk suay suay keep tio trap by all de lasers too damn funny alr. Brandon the most lame one, anyhow fly den tyco keep dodging de lasers lmao, but in the end he ran outta luck and totally flew into his doom.

Den later we watch ''Alone'', but we cannot watch on cos the subtitles was like '' Hey pim, you nix? Grandmother is can had off tomorrow, psychic dun pyscho crazy Iam no''. Its too retarded.
Then we watched The Hills Have Eyes 2.
Another lame crap show lol.
Its sick cos the mutants rape the girls and ppl get mutilated.
Jinkang keeps eyeing sum pretty blonde then say ''hmmmn nowonder they want rape her''. In the end nv tio rape lol.
Then sum blind mutant steals a carbine and i say ''mutants and carbine = GG''. Then later de mutant shot sum guy up haha. His bloody kevlar didnt protect him from the bullets wtf?
Ohya de stupid ppl took off their kevlar cos its heavy... stupid ppl. The mutants are using knives ffs.

Then I GGed today at work!!!
Slept only for 15mins go work for like 2hrs+ den suddenly cant stand and focus properly LOL. Recipe for GG = thon and go for a 12hr tuff job de next day
Got excused and went home to sleep.

After sleeping i go play ragdoll invaders... AND COMPLETED IT LOOOL!
Actually my com lag, so i got abit of slow mo hahas.
But i still lost damn alot of lives la. Lost 8 lives at last boss liddat. (The last boss spams every shit at you lmao)
You destroyed 52 ships
You Saved Earth!!
You Have 15 Spare Lives
You scored a Total of 67 Points
Rank: L33T HAXXOR UBER KILLA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....

REVIVED yet again

2007-11-22T00:05:00.000-08:00

The O'LEVELs OVER!!!
Its time for fun!

Strangely, king jon and me didnt feel different.
We were actually sianzzzed.
Thats cause like wad jon said ''we have been acting like the olvls over since the start of olvls'' LOL
We told ourselves during the midyear and prelims that we will not go to jon's house to play during olvls...... thats what we did during those exams -.-''
When olvl's came, we were like going his house every single day.
It was during those days i got addicted to sourcream chips lol.

Blogger is screwing up my picture arrangements. I figured it has something to do with my blogskin. Iam gonna make a new blogskin so no pictures for now.

Some quiz thingies that i took outta boredom.

You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

What's Your Personality Type?

I dont break hearts dammit!

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!

You have a total sweet tooth. When you can get away with it, you like to have dessert before dinner!

Your taste in food tends to be quite eclectic and wide. You are an adventurous eater, and you like many types of cuisines.

Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater.

You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.

You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.

What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?

Iam a child?! gawddammit!

Heres a spastic comment made by yuenyee...

? Yuenyee says:

CRAP CANNOT COME OUT!

Birthdae Rumble

2007-09-29T00:30:00.000-07:00

27 SEPTEMBER!!!
wuahhhahaha! my birthday!
We went to suki sushi(if its spelt this wae) and had the buffet YEA!

My first time tasting caviar(left) and theres prawn roe(right). Tastes like small rubber balls

Play GuessPunch(direct translation from chinese) with shawn and won him lol.
He claims i was slow thats why he lost. but i noe he's noob
Anywae punishment was a generous serving of wasabi ^^

SUSHI AFTERMATH. WE ATE 80+ PLATES ALL TOGETHER.

Thx for deh DONUTS!!! and the pretty cards lol
some one ate the fruit one at home and iam reaaally pissed -.-''

Then later we go play pool. The 8 ball hates me, keep going in wrong hole.
I BLAME IVAN.

They bought me cake, but since we were so full we decided to eat it the next day morning before school. Misfortune struck!!! I overslept in the bus and missed 5stops wth. But i made it on time.
Instead it was ivan and de cake bearer jon whom were late. So we decided recess then eat.
I could see yingying, huiping and peiling wanted the cake alot.

Skipped recess maths for bdae lol. later told mrslim and she wished me happybdae =D
We had trouble lighting the candles cos shawn's stink extinguishes the flame.
Den we ate the cake barbarian style with forks cos we not plate lol.
Left with last slice when all everyone went crazy.
THEY CAKED ME!!! omfg!
SO I CAKED THEM!!! lmao!
there was chaos everywhere lol.
King pretended to be good den later kiwi my face...
Shawn caked me too.
Everyone become evil laaa.
Even huiping, yingying, peiling caked me.
If iam not wrong...
(too much caking and too much cake on my face, cannot see cannot remember properly lol)

THANKS AGAIN!!!
For all those happybdae wishes, donuts, cards, treats, fun, sweets, nonsense, cake, being there, being dumb, and finally for making my bdae the most memorable! THX!!! =D

Went to celebrate Shinna's bdae at NewYorkNewYork the dae before.
and went late for maths! woots! lol

If you look carefully, you can see the happy bdae sign burnt lmao

The amazing sticky candle!!!

Royal food rumble.

This pork ribs is somewhere near 18cm long lol. And tastes chinese.

My Pork lasagna and Valerie's Meatball noodle+Pumpkin Soup

Yuenyee and Annabelle's chicken pasta thingey.

What remains of the pork ribs...

The pepper and salt says PSed.
We got PSed... T.T

Pang Seh-ed face.

Picture again

2007-09-22T07:47:00.000-07:00

yea its picture again!
I have accumulated over 50 pics so iam gonna try post all the ones during recent events.

Had a wasabi rumble during moon cake festival lol!
This was round2 with shawn and ivan.
Round3. New challenger, IZZUL!
and Packed with more wasabi power!!!
we were all tearing after that and i got runny nose lol.

Did nonsense by squirting pomelo juice from the little sacs zzz.
(my fault for teaching shawn -.-'')

went to hg mall someday after school.

Look at ivan's ice kachang.
One is the front view,
the other is the back view.
looks can be decieving...

Here's wad ivan's dessert got reduced to. Oatmeal with jelly zomg!

Then look at jon's. Its turned into shitty oatmeal zomgwtfbbq!!!

Ohya, ivan is eating something pregnant women eat lol. <<<

The Tunnel of Hope!!! Made by me in hg point. It doesnt really give hope cos the little ppl dat go through it will be eaten by me.

Made this cool stuff in chem lab by mixing all my products and other stuff. Almost looks edible haha!

Tried to break a glass bottle by freezing it with water...

Shawn: siannnnnnnn.....

I SHALL RULE THIS WORLD!!!!!

Post of gloom

2007-09-19T07:09:00.000-07:00

Very sian. Olvl sian. So Sian. I think these days are gonna kill me soon.

When i see practice papers...
stunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstun
stunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstun
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
my humors dying. my liveliness dying. my mouse dying. my tolerance dying.
class chalet, grad night, purge me of this sorrow. COS IT HURTS MY ASS.

Ivan's our class's eight ball. #8 black. It cant be meddled with until you meddle in the rest. strangely hard to in and always in wrong hole. lol

my post has lost its color today.

As js says...

2007-09-09T06:39:00.000-07:00

Okok... JS, heres the stuff lol.
Tried to go out for lunch, cos i missed soccer as per usual for like the dunnoe how many timeth.
(no idea got word timeth anot lol)
So my mum doesnt let me out and keeps telling me to go die cos i never study
then she says dat my friends are BAD FRIENDS (Thats taboo)

Hah! So now u guys have a reason to dislike her.

I just squished a bug under my shirt in my belly button. LOLOL dis is to make you all feel uncomfortable!

The nervous cough

2007-09-08T01:11:00.000-07:00

had it before exams
had it before oral
had it before scoldings
had it before public perfomances

HAVE YOU HAD IT?
The nervous cough!!!
(listen carefully during exams, you can often hear shawn's nervous cough)

When to study with shawn at Northpoint Mac.
I studied little chemistry, shawn too. Cos we were too damned busy talking shit lol.
Later walk back home cos its 1am, walk so far already then we realised still got bus -.-''

Then after my parents went to bed, we go watch anime...
and then we played ZOMBIE MOD cs!!! (with all the lights in my house out in front of the altar lol)
keep getting mobbed by zombies in the dark suddenly.

slept at 4.30am then morning wan play soccer, but soccer got cancelled
so shawn had breakfast at my house.
My mum sees shawn sleeping with his chemistry book and scolds me for not studying like shawn...
WTF?(bloody shawn continue holding the damn book throughout breakfast later, then my mum keep scolding me... Faggot)

Den my mum asks shawn stupid questions.
Mum: When is the exams ah?
Shawn: err olvl's ar? around october.
Mum: Government one right?
Shawn: ya
Mum: Then the school one leh? Mid year exam when?
Shawn: errrrr...
Mum: Then end of year exam when?
Shawn: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

Lmao. Thats what i remembered.
ohya, she also asked something about 'flour'
we had no idea wad she talking so we ignored her.

Shawn tries Irish cream with ice cream for the first time!
Good stuff lol.

Need Photoshop to edit pictures before posting! can someone lend? (CS2 would be nice)

The msg

2007-09-06T01:54:00.000-07:00

Today when using msn, Mrs Tang sent me this msg:
start phone relay. coming
tue we'll have out june
paper 1 mock exam, from
3pm to 5pm

and then...
Sorry sent msg to wrong
person

So i replied her:
Yea sure. GAVE ME THE
SHOCK OF MY LIFE.

Made this up last night. It rhymes so i shall post it lol. (its for MT)
Go out see cute girl, go home search friendster.

O. lvl O. ral O. mg

2007-08-26T01:20:00.000-07:00

Its an incredible OH OH OH!
The examiners were so friendly. gave me a boost in confidence!
they were like 'dun be nervous, relax!' laughing and giving cool comments.
talked about the stinky guy sittin beside me in the bus and they replied 'ohhmy i pity that poor boy'
SO COOL! even dou he called me 'boy' who cares.

picture discussion was a bunch of ppl look at back at sumtin
everyone was spouting nonsense lol.
there was fire, terrorist, parachuter, climber, major retrenchment(me lol) and the most ridiculous of all
FROM AHYONG....
NEW SPECIES OF BIRD LOOOOL!!!

will post all the pictures a stocked up after prelims, if not after olvls.

SingSongSurprise

2007-08-09T08:41:00.000-07:00

To the singers whoever u are
i dunnoe what to say lol...
thanks anywae
(i hav no idea what i did to deserve such good entertainment haha!)

either that or iam getting punk'ed

I have noticed...
People celebrate the eve of a holiday and sleep on the actual one.
anywae, our class was stuck by HIGH fever during national day celebration.
we waved each other till everyone fell, shouted ''OI'' at everything and make unintelligible noises during the singing. LOL

The passing of a loved

2007-07-24T02:43:00.001-07:00

My bag has passed away today. Bless its soul
Its too painful to post its dead body SOB*

Black INK bag.
Has been called home to the lord.
Death: Natural causes and people that pulled at my bag
Had fought wear and tear bravely with just 3 stitches. May it rest in peace.

Will be dearly missed by caiyi.

Revived

2007-07-22T03:43:00.000-07:00

My computer has been saved.
Iam so glad de hardisk transplant went smoothly. My com's not even whining anymore!!!
I guess it will be awhile before i can put in pictures cos i haven install de sony erricson thingey.

Anywae, here's a few things that happened...

I am unable to wake up on saturdays to go for POA lessons. The Higher Powers want me to sleep. Me waking will cause an increase in nonsense pollution.

Saw a balloon on the streets. It caused a little traffic jam. Yeah, I know its frightening for de drivers. The balloon's a car's weakness. Running over it may cause engine failure and is serious cases the car may explode. -.-''

Ck's parents gave me vodka to make me work for them year end. It made me sleepy and i couldnt enjoy my SAW III. Theres my reason for not working.

Ck, Lj and me went PepperLunch. There was a blackout, we sat there waiting and realised dummy Ck didnt give de person the order slip. Ended up with us transfered to a corner. Dummies like us spoil's de restaurant's image. I TOLD U GUYS SUBWAY WAS BETTER!!!

Sat beside a stinky guy during a bustrip to school. The smell was so bad i got up and went to the back to stand. I was laughing so hard inside as i see 3 other people get owned. I simply smiled at their totured faces.

Another stink incident on the bus. A xms guy with BO stands beside me. His stink lingered for 5 mins after he left. Bloody bastards, should be whacked on the head till they discover the existence of de-odourant

Was sick and stayed at home. Had runny nose so i took my runnynose tablets. It worked too well. Now i have blocked nose.

Check out this webbie. I think its cute and funny. ->
www.icanhascheezburger.com
ohya u can get any facts from the link.

Lousy Com

2007-06-21T06:33:00.001-07:00

Wanted to post per normal...
BUT I LOST ALL THE STUFF I HAV BEEN SAVIN'
Caiyi says: !@#$%^&*
WAhhh... com says a important file is corrupted, windows cannot start.
Forced to reformat without backup. Lost every goddamn thing!!!
will try recover my stuffs for de next post haizzz.

Had the weirdest thing happen. Supposed to go school for amaths.
Becos king kept calling me to wake up this few days, i dreamed of him calling and for something about polkadots and that dunneed to go school.

I didnt go.LOL

Updated

2007-06-13T04:03:00.000-07:00

I know that i suck at updating. but my mum hogs the com for solitaire and iam a lazy head.

First, a few interesting things i saw that i wanna share with you all. I didnt take any pictures for these cos i dont wanna be rude.

I saw a head-bobbing couple on the bus a few days ago! They were like bobbing their heads at every syllable and de horrible thing is that I CANT LAUGH. ohmy, what if they needed to say something like ''incredible idiosyncratic nincompoop'' or something. lol

Den there was the singing ''guy'' on the train. I hope u all will know what i means when i say ''guy''. Me and ck were standing beside him when he started singing out loud to his baby in his home language. OHH... the familiar smell plus the funny singing almost killed me and ck. And the bad thing is WE CANT STOP LAUGHING and everyone can see!

I am trying to swear less as u can see...

Hardev look alike spotted in cp!!!
LoooooooL!!!
Heres jingsong giving a nonsensical pose to help me get a picture of that dude.
Hes the guy in blue jus behind song's shoulder.

sorry dude, if u happen to see yourself here, feel honored to be able to look like my our teacher. Its a Honor i tell you!!!

Look at this scam i bought. It writes HASH BROWNS.
WHERE ARE THE REST!?!?

This hornet kept disturbing me while i was watching TV. Almost fly into my face >.< >Conclusion:
Badminton rackets > hornet

I have no idea why i posted this rock.

ohyea. Ivan and me got bored waiting for the bus home so we kicked that giant rock around.

I thought u people might want to see this cute frog at my void deck.>>>

I wont be surprised to see this car hit by an asteroid.

Happy B'dae to Peiling!
On the way to celebrate peiling's b'dae, we saw dis bunch of people that had their TV thrown out of the window by their wives for watching too much condor heroes. Theres a high chance Ck maybe one of them. LOL

OMG!!! The Condor heroes its evil!!! look at how many people it enslaved on the floors of CP by the time we were going home!!! in an attempt to break de evil bond, we purposely walk in front of de TV loool. no effect so we went home.

Was one the 965 home and had the worst traffic jam on de expess way ever. The bus took 1 hour to get to yishun. Could get a picture if not for a fat man's butt.

Ck wanted to suck my brains, but he got coke instead.

Had to entertain my nephew cos my sis not around. Hard job man... he grew up so innocent, i cant even play monster with him. And i scared him half to death wen i made a shadow of a spider crawling towards him. LMAO

The return of de post.

2007-05-20T03:37:00.000-07:00

I know de exams are over. Just dat i got dat after exams syndrome where you just wanna laze whole day lol. well i finally started bloggin again^^
some cool stuff, i watched spiderman once, spiderman2 twice and spiderman3 three times LOL.

I made a comic strip outta two of my friends!

Oh, i love hotdogs! and i miss the subways T.T

Bottles of tomato sauce gets murdered by the roadside!!!
Tomato police department suspects
it to be the work of the potatoes.
(pictures taken by mr.tatasos)

Was havin lunch with de 407
Family one day. King bought
some half-cook steak meal and it was darn tough to eat. So jon converted it into meat dumbells!
Dis special dumbell doesn't help you get muscles, it helps you put on weight. It works as when your using it, its so ridiculously heavy dat you are forced to eat the meat to lighten it.
School can be so boring sometimes... at least ck and jon didn't just die like the china dude did during sports day LOL!

Me and jon bought HEROIN!!!
okok, its just some cool sweets we bought near school.
wait a minute... isnt dat how they trick kids into taking drugs?!?! >.< The Quest of the Ten Dollar Note.

Look at what we found at plaza sing lmaoo!!!
A TEN DOLLAR NOTE!!!
the moment i saw it, i knew i wasn't going to leave without it. (was watching spiderman3 for de sceond time)

I tried rolling citibank brochure or brouchere or wadeva things together and tried to fan it. ended up with some flying out off my hands and dopping below -.-''

Finally, jon thought of using his earphones and chewing gum. Since there wasn't chewing gum, i borrowed tape from some aunties we fished it out!!!
then we splitted the money and i got 1.50 lolol

Ken Yong and jon made smiley dishes at Yoshinoya Roflss!! looks like some one got alittle racist on the right plate...lolss!

Ahhh... my long awaited poa scripts...
(its too small to see what i wrote here, but if i ain't wrong, you can click to enlarge) aww. everyone gets to see my score -.-''

On de way to compasspoint one day, i saw dis cool thing. It was bright and shiny and yet de sky was dark.

Finally, everyone one was like making friendship tests... so i made one too LOL. if your free, go try it. The new blogger html is crappy so i shall just give the link.
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/374279

The Fall

2007-04-27T05:12:00.000-07:00

Awww.... de exams are coming and it worries me. but its good dat iam worried. ISN'T IT? anywae...
Jon fuggin tore his ligaments todae!!!
we were playing dodgeball in de classroom wen jon fell. geez... his leg looked as if it was dislocated.
he went to de hospital wif GGT later lol. said de hospital was full of Pinoys, thus freakin him out and GGT was playin with his crutches lmao!
while jon skip oral cos of his leg... de conversation area was fucked. i mean, HELL why talk to me about sports and elderly?!?! could hav talked about terrorists and i would hav a hell lot to say. stupid conversation..... -.-'''
posting pictures takes time. i will post dem after de exams

Desmise of de Capo

2007-04-15T03:25:00.001-07:00

Met with a Sad end...
Heres de 404 Family Don weijin
Made me a offer i cant resist...
404 Family's enforcer.

>>>>>The Family's Capo and me agreeing on de deal...The 407 Family's Consigliere caught me...

And DonJon himself silenced me with a garotte.

The other part of de seperated post

2007-04-15T02:13:00.000-07:00

Homecoming day was like darn L O L? we were all goofing around hahahas!
Ivan made spears by stuffing forks into straws and i improved it into a throwable one lol! Broke all de
spears at de end of de fight roflss.

THE 407 MAFIA FAMILY.

Introducing the Don Jon's businessman cover.

And his true form...

Capo of de 07 Family in innocent business man cover. ( Me LOL)

The Family Capo's true form.

The Family Enforcer.

High ranking Button man.

Don Jon has a Drink with enforcer elaine after a job.

High Ranking Button man congratulating
a new button man on his first job.

The Family protects these businesses while dey pay us money

The seperated post

2007-04-15T01:21:00.000-07:00

I Beheaded a PAINTBRUSH!!!
polkadots was kinda evil dis week. cos of me... she scolded ahyong. MADE ME DARN GUILTY.

Ivan, Jingsong and me went to de library after
homecoming day. We was looked like a 3 mafia button man walking around lol.
Sit down at de library der sian sianz so we go search for each others
parent's name. never knew der was 5 kings working in de library LMAO. and dey nv search my parent's name for sum reason.

A betrayal

2007-04-07T21:39:00.000-07:00

LOLOLOLOL!!! SORRY JON! it just looked so cool!!! hahahas!
as usual, very sianzz so i made jon de godfather ROFLss!

Lame week.

2007-04-07T05:41:00.000-07:00

Wad a retarded week. polkadots has a menopause spree. i hav a POA correction spree. and de rest is just stupid homework. The school has a new system wher if u dun finish ur homework, u stay back and do it. dat totally seems like de end of me-.-''Got so bored at home doing homework. actually i was just walking around de room doing nothing lol. ok anywae, i took sum photos with my hoodie and geez...I LOOK DARN EVIL!!! den i realised i hate being EMOOOO!!!
Den with de sun still bright....
I CHARGED CHIDORI...

Tadaaa!!! TRUE CHIDORI! lightning edge ready to split ur ass open!
okok... i admit it. i was just playing with de sun's reflection on de box of that blueberry Frozz sweets LOL!

MT again. and dis time he had a big meal. As we all can see, hes gonna grow fat and die sooner or later^^

Yet another post.

2007-03-23T06:37:00.000-07:00

<<its a OMGWTF long fry from KFC. got eaten anywae.

MT special edition!!!
It seems like a average day outside xms.
BUT! look closely! heres MT tryin to get into school by his way LOL. Heres MT starin into space with dat ''i call my minions come kill u!'' kind of face.
just a few daes later, me weijin and MT wher at McDonalds. Saw a big PHUG acting like a mudafuggin' sonovabidge. MT gav him his stare and geez... i wanna bomb his maomie with a C4 -. -''
would hav another MT pic taken in class if not for MT deleting it.
Jon brought a hell lot of hersheys onedae.
everyone got a packet and was happy.
Except ''polkadots''. she suspected sumtin evil within de chocolates lol.

<<my maggie mee dried up cos dat ivan keep talkin to me on msn.
ohwells... added some water and it tasted fine.

Cool. An African eraser and a Singaporen one.
not trying to be racist. its jus cool hahahas.
jon found de african while i owned de singaporean.

Physics Practical. hehs got really bored. so i cooked jon and me de plastic spoons. One looked like a trusty ladle hahas!
Yuenyee lended jon THE GODFATHER.
Its a cool game. halfwae tru, we got bored of assasinating and extorting muny. So we decided to go serial bank robbing LOL.
jon gunned down three dumb guards.
He den blew up de vault with dynamite.
Killed a poor police while escaping.
We robbed three banks with a total of 59k cash!!!
was about to cash in when de stupid police trapped us in a police car which exploded-. -'' Jon is now currently the godfather. Don Jon Corleon.(successfully robbed all banks in one go and let his minions destroy a sadded police car)

I POSTED!

2007-03-14T22:35:00.000-07:00

LOL! i finally posted sumtin!
here's a bunch of nonsense for everyone to enjoy. ROFLss

Jon's patrick went to war
and started de PMC (patrick militia coalition)....no fighting happened cos patrick's weapons got spoiled LOL.

A omfgwtfzzz! square rocher.
<<< >BREADLESS SANDWICH, tastes like de realthing.
we were hungry and jon only had cheese and ham.
we rolled them together and ate it.
ME: cool, tastes like sandwich with no bread!
JON: it IS sandwich with no bread!
ME: lol! ok, it tastes like sandwich
JON: ya. tastes good. i think i go make more.

Went to josh's hous one dae and found dis >>>
A totem of pure evil smartly disguised as an innocent plushie!
Stare into it long enough and u will turn INSANE!
creepy eh?lj bought a pig from japan.^^
Its able to walk and sniff lol!
sadly, its running outta battery cos people has been making it walk off tables and engage in XXX acts LOL.

<<< Xanier bought dis unholy chocolate at compass point.
it pooned almost our whole class wen dey tried it Lmao!
only me, shawn and elaine liked it. i guess we are pro.
We gave the last bit to ''polkadots'' and she had a stomach ache and blamed us -.-''. (not our fault,
we didnt hav any problems lol!)

donut time

chaos

spambots...

late for sku

Evening Fantasia

Karma stuff

Wayyy too much stuff.

I am a retard

yikes

=)

Random shit

Lulz weekend

I try.

lol @ shawn

A little entertainment

Iam addicted

K.O

REVIVED yet again

Birthdae Rumble

Picture again

Post of gloom

As js says...

The nervous cough

The msg

O. lvl O. ral O. mg

SingSongSurprise

The passing of a loved

Revived

Lousy Com

Updated

The return of de post.

The Fall

Desmise of de Capo

The other part of de seperated post

The seperated post

A betrayal

Lame week.

More posts... -. -''

Yet another post.

I POSTED!