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The savageunion, sells donuts glazed with pure evil and baked in an unholy presence. Tastes just as good as your first inhuman thought. 2ounces of virgin tears and cruel fate for one

Thursday, September 30, 2010

iam dead. i think

chaos

chaos fills my mind, chaos fills my heart.
they say we can run, but we cant hide.
but if i keep running, will it be a good hide?

is it irresponsible to wish we could skip all these tedious confusion?


breaking my back just to know ur name
seventeen tracks and i had it with this game
heaven aint close in a place like this
just one blink and i had just missed
bring it back down tonight
never thought i do let a rumor ruin my moonlight
well somebody told me.

Monday, February 1, 2010

spambots...

spambots can be fun at times...

huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Caiyi underthewaterfall says:
errrr
yeh
no srsly who are u
huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Caiyi underthewaterfall says:
uhhh
no site
seems more like u got the wrong guy
lol
huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Caiyi underthewaterfall says:
ur a spambot
huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Caiyi underthewaterfall says:
go eat shit
ur own shit
huldaremiasz51@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Caiyi underthewaterfall says:
or maybe some one elses

BLOCKED*

Sunday, April 26, 2009

late for sku

And here i am, late for lecture by 1min, kicked out. 2hrs to spend alone.
haizzz. someone talk to me =(

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Evening Fantasia

Every evening, i look out of my window,
i see this red tragic sky.
Lost as it seems to be, the hopes of people within fears,
the last minutes of light before darkness.
Sometimes when it rains during that time,
and the clouds turn into streaks of crimson tears.
Look out and let out a long sigh.
And enjoy its peaceful melancholy.
For that dull line between right and wrong,
has never been harder to spot.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Karma stuff

Today i boarded the bus with negative value ezlink cuz i forgot to top up. Didnt have enough coins as well. Asked for 2 dollar change and some old man gave me 1.50 and refused my $2 note. Oldman so kind, make me damn paiseh until i say thankyou for like 3 times.

Bought an awesome drawing tablet and produced great results.
One of the lecturers happy with me for the first time in months.

Earlier in the morning got 2 cute girls sit beside me in mrt and one more on the direct opposite.


Time to restock on karma.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Wayyy too much stuff.

Well like the title suggested. Wayy too much stuff to blog bout lol.
So i shall start with one story first ( ̄ー ̄)"


When i came back from my hongkong trip, shawn was so bored he grew a beard. So i went out with him the next day to visit auntie's new shop. Then he decided to stay over at my place that day so ok, we took the train to my house. And thats when i lost my wallet (ノ゜O゜)ノ

I stepped out of the train and realised my wallet not with me. Damn pek chek cuz everytime with shawn i lose my wallet.(previously was when i go polyclinic with
him get MC) his freaking loser aura i swear lol.

Weirdly that night still happy happy for some reason lol. Play online pictionary with a bunch of dumbfuked online indian girls and other tards. Wahriew, they get the word 'Left' they draw up down left right then circle left. Draw Up and Down for fux?!!?!?
Then next was to draw 'granddaughter'. Geez before the hair was drawn, we were like DILDO? and why the fag is the arrows pointed to the bigger one?!?!

Then i draw cookie they guess socks. I draw a extra smiley face out of boredom they guess frog.
We both damn zzz alr so we started drawing nonsense. When you guys saw the pic below, you probably could tell straight away its bullshit, but those online peeps couldn't lol.

Shawn added a huge dick and we got banned from the room.

Then we went downstairs, drank some b33r, chill and play the game where you stand on a horizontal pole and try to push each other down. Was around 3am then.

Next day mrt still haven call so i assume its ded. Went to cancel atm, ezlink, then go find jon to follow me make ezlink and stuff since shawn has a l**jiao~ camp on that day.


I made my ezlink($27 including foto) and reported my ic to the police. A few hours later i get a call from a home number. The person ask if i was PAY CAI YI daaaaaaamn slowly so i thought is shawn trying to jiao with me (he sounded like shawn too). And i replied YES U FAG.

The guy stun for a moment then continue say that someone has found my wallet. Then i stun. lol

When to khatib police station collect. The policeman was a nice guy and i just pretended i didnt say anything before lmao.(; ̄▽ ̄)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I am a retard

Someone stole my username!!! =O


._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:

WTF
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
some fucker
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
stole my username
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
WTF
The absence says:
?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
puneycroc
The absence says:
for what?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
got stolen
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i creating veoh acc
The absence says:
oh
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
smljjjjiaooo
The absence says:
what for?
The absence says:
lol
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
how the hell
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
did puneycroc get stolen
The absence says:
dunno
The absence says:
someone
The absence says:
just thought of it too?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheesepie la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think he saw
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
and stole
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i dunnoe la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
wtf
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i use so many acc
The absence says:
lol tommy real life singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
all put puneycroc
The absence says:
not bad
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
only this one cannot
The absence says:
quite similar to studio version
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
sure is steal one
The absence says:
wtf wait
The absence says:
this person
The absence says:
looks different leh
The absence says:
it's like dont look like her
The absence says:
but should be her
The absence says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC2dJpXI8FU
The absence says:
they say is her
The absence says:
but like dont look like
The absence says:
maybe can keep studio quality
The absence says:
because her concert like no action
The absence says:
mostly concentrate on singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
gintama song lol
The absence says:
yeh
The absence says:
i know
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
the animation
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
jus before the chorus
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
for the song
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think damn nice
The absence says:
i think soul eater one so far the best
The absence says:
gundam 00 season 2 that one very good too
The absence says:
the animation and song sync
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheese pie iam hunting down my clone
The absence says:
lol
The absence says:
good rucks
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
OH LOL
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
my clone
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
is me
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
fail.
The absence says:
.......
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
that's one of the lamest thing i've heard man
The absence says:
like seriously
The absence says:
-_-


The End.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

yikes

Was hunting for big rogue cockroach in house.
When it flew onto my leg and started crawling up.
Freaked the shit outta me -.-''
Killed it in the end

Saturday, October 11, 2008

=)

Even when theres no light.
U peeps probably don't noe, but u all are actually keeping me from breaking. Thx everyone.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Random shit


Ahh.. memories...
and yeh. Thats my POA textbook in the bin.





Barneys eat spongebob.








FOOL! You can never beat me in ScissorsPaperStone!!!
Wuaahahahaha!!!




I introduce you our newest product!
The dick snapper!!!

Just Slot and Twist!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Lulz weekend

Went to Dallas Chicken CK, Weijin, LJ, Jon today.
It was freakin CLOSED and we very very sian...
In the end we go eat subway den talk cock lol. Say wad Cunkang and Cunan tio wad shit timewarp, then when the world ends, they will join back and become JEEBUS and it will be called the Age of Cunan. LULZ

Then later go ajisen ramen eat dinner and talk cock again.
This time start with some LKY talk, then dunno how change to some communist, lousy jobs, poor people talk. In the end we were arguing with Weijin about evolution and how existence was created -.-''
Weijin theory was that there was no evolution and stuff POOF! out naturally lol.


Hehe went Lj house for b33r in the end. LOL @ u nubs that didnt come


Yesterday go NP then follow Shawn to Fareast for his haircut. Later come out his fringe gone he very sadface:( lol. But i very shockedface:O at his cone. So sux cone where got naise.


Saw a really naise sunset at NP later...
couldn't capture its awe.

Later go Chompchomp eat.
Shawn go order our hokkien mee
then say wrong table number -.-'' Then i go wrong stall to change table number -_-''''''''
In the end got one $4 three $3 hokkien mee come G.G

After that go find the Gq, jon they all at spiderweb.
Lmao. Play spider web one person cling on it. Then the others go shake the web until that guy fly off hahaha. Fun siul.
Then later anyhow taupok each other then go home lol.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I try.

Hehehe. I posted xD

All this while we have been drawing Leonidas's skeleton and no one said a word?!


YOU BASTARD KIDS!!! Stop playing with me! <<<







Ahhh. I still rmb. Just yesterday i was at food republic and i ordered fishball noodle dry no chilli. I got tons of chilli. So nxt day at sku I ordered the same and said no chilli 2times.

I got this -.-'' no sauce, then too paiseh go back

Sunday, May 25, 2008

lol @ shawn

This is too funny to be not blogged lol.
Shawn went to www.20000hindinames.com to search for indian bad words ROFLOLOLOL.who in the world names their kids after bad words lol.

Friday, December 21, 2007

A little entertainment

Here's some entertainment lol. Tired to post all, its 1.11am and i hav got work tml!


Took this picture at ljs. Thought it was interesting^^

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Iam addicted

Darn iam so addicted to Ragdoll Invaders!!!
Played and completed for the second time
with same exact results
except my rank now is RAGDOLL MASTERS MASTER loooolololol

K.O

Had BBQ last night.
The fire was shiatty and no one can fan it properly except me and my big plastic bag lol.
Then later some shiatty resident come kpkb cos i use plastic bag very noisy LOL.
And because of no plastic bag de fire slowly died out -.-''
Taiwan sausage: good
Chicken sausage: good
Sotong: partially uncook
Crabstick: good
Otah: didnt eat any lol (some retard stuffed it into the coal and it caught fire)
Chicken wings: our batch was good(cos its on slow fire for like 30min), the later batch was half cook only lol
Cocktail: Great!

During bbq, i went around with a burning charcoal and touched ppl with ice lol!

After bbq, got stomach ache go shit. The toilet light went out and back on again by itself... creepy...
Anyway we went around slack den go buy carlsberg drink.
Bloody Brandon tried to crush his can but ended up stepping on my hand -.-''
Then later when cesca's house. I played GTA and set many grenade traps for de police lol

Then Jinkang intro me de most kickass game RAGDOLL INVADERS
Its mainly controlling this flying ragdoll and shooting aliens like the classic invaders game BUT MUCH COOLER. Had loads of laugh cos i anyhow somersault my ragdoll den can dogde all de lasers and grenades LOL. Den i see Jk suay suay keep tio trap by all de lasers too damn funny alr. Brandon the most lame one, anyhow fly den tyco keep dodging de lasers lmao, but in the end he ran outta luck and totally flew into his doom.

Den later we watch ''Alone'', but we cannot watch on cos the subtitles was like '' Hey pim, you nix? Grandmother is can had off tomorrow, psychic dun pyscho crazy Iam no''. Its too retarded.
Then we watched The Hills Have Eyes 2.
Another lame crap show lol.
Its sick cos the mutants rape the girls and ppl get mutilated.
Jinkang keeps eyeing sum pretty blonde then say ''hmmmn nowonder they want rape her''. In the end nv tio rape lol.
Then sum blind mutant steals a carbine and i say ''mutants and carbine = GG''. Then later de mutant shot sum guy up haha. His bloody kevlar didnt protect him from the bullets wtf?
Ohya de stupid ppl took off their kevlar cos its heavy... stupid ppl. The mutants are using knives ffs.

Then I GGed today at work!!!
Slept only for 15mins go work for like 2hrs+ den suddenly cant stand and focus properly LOL. Recipe for GG = thon and go for a 12hr tuff job de next day
Got excused and went home to sleep.

After sleeping i go play ragdoll invaders... AND COMPLETED IT LOOOL!
Actually my com lag, so i got abit of slow mo hahas.
But i still lost damn alot of lives la. Lost 8 lives at last boss liddat. (The last boss spams every shit at you lmao)
You destroyed 52 ships
You Saved Earth!!
You Have 15 Spare Lives
You scored a Total of 67 Points
Rank: L33T HAXXOR UBER KILLA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....

Thursday, November 22, 2007

REVIVED yet again

The O'LEVELs OVER!!!
Its time for fun!

Strangely, king jon and me didnt feel different.
We were actually sianzzzed.

Thats cause like wad jon said ''we have been acting like the olvls over since the start of olvls'' LOL
We told ourselves during the midyear and prelims that we will not go to jon's house to play during olvls...... thats what we did during those exams -.-''
When olvl's came, we were like going his house every single day.
It was during those days i got addicted to sourcream chips lol.

Blogger is screwing up my picture arrangements. I figured it has something to do with my blogskin. Iam gonna make a new blogskin so no pictures for now.

Some quiz thingies that i took outta boredom.



You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

I dont break hearts dammit!

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!

You have a total sweet tooth. When you can get away with it, you like to have dessert before dinner!

Your taste in food tends to be quite eclectic and wide. You are an adventurous eater, and you like many types of cuisines.

Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater.

You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.

You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.
What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?

Iam a child?! gawddammit!

Heres a spastic comment made by yuenyee...
? Yuenyee says:
CRAP CANNOT COME OUT!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Birthdae Rumble

27 SEPTEMBER!!!
wuahhhahaha! my birthday!
We went to suki sushi(if its spelt this wae) and had the buffet YEA!

My first time tasting caviar(left) and theres prawn roe(right). Tastes like small rubber balls

Play GuessPunch(direct translation from chinese) with shawn and won him lol.
He claims i was slow thats why he lost. but i noe he's noob
Anywae punishment was a generous serving of wasabi ^^

SUSHI AFTERMATH. WE ATE 80+ PLATES ALL TOGETHER.

Thx for deh DONUTS!!! and the pretty cards lol
some one ate the fruit one at home and iam reaaally pissed -.-''

Then later we go play pool. The 8 ball hates me, keep going in wrong hole.
I BLAME IVAN.

They bought me cake, but since we were so full we decided to eat it the next day morning before school. Misfortune struck!!! I overslept in the bus and missed 5stops wth. But i made it on time.
Instead it was ivan and de cake bearer jon whom were late. So we decided recess then eat.

I could see yingying, huiping and peiling wanted the cake alot.

Skipped recess maths for bdae lol. later told mrslim and she wished me happybdae =D
We had trouble lighting the candles cos shawn's stink extinguishes the flame.
Den we ate the cake barbarian style with forks cos we not plate lol.
Left with last slice when all everyone went crazy.
THEY CAKED ME!!! omfg!
SO I CAKED THEM!!! lmao!
there was chaos everywhere lol.
King pretended to be good den later kiwi my face...
Shawn caked me too.
Everyone become evil laaa.
Even huiping, yingying, peiling caked me.
If iam not wrong...
(too much caking and too much cake on my face, cannot see cannot remember properly lol)

THANKS AGAIN!!!
For all those happybdae wishes, donuts, cards, treats, fun, sweets, nonsense, cake, being there, being dumb, and finally for making my bdae the most memorable! THX!!! =D


Went to celebrate Shinna's bdae at NewYorkNewYork the dae before.

and went late for maths! woots! lol

If you look carefully, you can see the happy bdae sign burnt lmao

The amazing sticky candle!!!
Royal food rumble.
This pork ribs is somewhere near 18cm long lol. And tastes chinese.
My Pork lasagna and Valerie's Meatball noodle+Pumpkin Soup
Yuenyee and Annabelle's chicken pasta thingey.

What remains of the pork ribs...
The pepper and salt says PSed.
We got PSed... T.T

Pang Seh-ed face.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Picture again

yea its picture again!
I have accumulated over 50 pics so iam gonna try post all the ones during recent events.
Had a wasabi rumble during moon cake festival lol!
This was round2 with shawn and ivan.
Round3. New challenger, IZZUL!
and Packed with more wasabi power!!!
we were all tearing after that and i got runny nose lol.

Did nonsense by squirting pomelo juice from the little sacs zzz.

(my fault for teaching shawn -.-'')



went to hg mall someday after school.

Look at ivan's ice kachang.
One is the front view,

the other is the back view.
looks can be decieving...














Here's wad ivan's dessert got reduced to. Oatmeal with jelly zomg!






Then look at jon's. Its turned into shitty oatmeal zomgwtfbbq!!!









Ohya, ivan is eating something pregnant women eat lol. <<<







The Tunnel of Hope!!! Made by me in hg point. It doesnt really give hope cos the little ppl dat go through it will be eaten by me.



Made this cool stuff in chem lab by mixing all my products and other stuff. Almost looks edible haha!





Tried to break a glass bottle by freezing it with water...

Shawn: siannnnnnnn.....

I SHALL RULE THIS WORLD!!!!!