Our Donut Business

The savageunion, sells donuts glazed with pure evil and baked in an unholy presence. Tastes just as good as your first inhuman thought. 2ounces of virgin tears and cruel fate for one

Sunday, August 26, 2007

O. lvl O. ral O. mg

Its an incredible OH OH OH!
The examiners were so friendly. gave me a boost in confidence!
they were like 'dun be nervous, relax!' laughing and giving cool comments.
talked about the stinky guy sittin beside me in the bus and they replied 'ohhmy i pity that poor boy'
SO COOL! even dou he called me 'boy' who cares.

picture discussion was a bunch of ppl look at back at sumtin
everyone was spouting nonsense lol.
there was fire, terrorist, parachuter, climber, major retrenchment(me lol) and the most ridiculous of all
FROM AHYONG....
NEW SPECIES OF BIRD
LOOOOL!!!



will post all the pictures a stocked up after prelims, if not after olvls.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

SingSongSurprise

To the singers whoever u are
i dunnoe what to say lol...
thanks anywae
(i hav no idea what i did to deserve such good entertainment haha!)

either that or iam getting punk'ed


I have noticed...
People celebrate the eve of a holiday and sleep on the actual one.
anywae, our class was stuck by HIGH fever during national day celebration.
we waved each other till everyone fell, shouted ''OI'' at everything and make unintelligible noises during the singing. LOL

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The passing of a loved

My bag has passed away today. Bless its soul
Its too painful to post its dead body SOB*


Black INK bag.
Has been called home to the lord.
Death: Natural causes and people that pulled at my bag
Had fought wear and tear bravely with just 3 stitches. May it rest in peace.

Will be dearly missed by caiyi.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Revived

My computer has been saved.
Iam so glad de hardisk transplant went smoothly. My com's not even whining anymore!!!
I guess it will be awhile before i can put in pictures cos i haven install de sony erricson thingey.

Anywae, here's a few things that happened...

I am unable to wake up on saturdays to go for POA lessons. The Higher Powers want me to sleep. Me waking will cause an increase in nonsense pollution.

Saw a balloon on the streets. It caused a little traffic jam. Yeah, I know its frightening for de drivers. The balloon's a car's weakness. Running over it may cause engine failure and is serious cases the car may explode. -.-''

Ck's parents gave me vodka to make me work for them year end. It made me sleepy and i couldnt enjoy my SAW III. Theres my reason for not working.

Ck, Lj and me went PepperLunch. There was a blackout, we sat there waiting and realised dummy Ck didnt give de person the order slip. Ended up with us transfered to a corner. Dummies like us spoil's de restaurant's image. I TOLD U GUYS SUBWAY WAS BETTER!!!

Sat beside a stinky guy during a bustrip to school. The smell was so bad i got up and went to the back to stand. I was laughing so hard inside as i see 3 other people get owned. I simply smiled at their totured faces.

Another stink incident on the bus. A xms guy with BO stands beside me. His stink lingered for 5 mins after he left. Bloody bastards, should be whacked on the head till they discover the existence of de-odourant

Was sick and stayed at home. Had runny nose so i took my runnynose tablets. It worked too well. Now i have blocked nose.


Check out this webbie. I think its cute and funny. ->
www.icanhascheezburger.com
ohya u can get any facts from the link.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Lousy Com

Wanted to post per normal...
BUT I LOST ALL THE STUFF I HAV BEEN SAVIN'
Caiyi says: !@#$%^&*
WAhhh... com says a important file is corrupted, windows cannot start.
Forced to reformat without backup. Lost every goddamn thing!!!
will try recover my stuffs for de next post haizzz.


Had the weirdest thing happen. Supposed to go school for amaths.
Becos king kept calling me to wake up this few days, i dreamed of him calling and for something about polkadots and that dunneed to go school.



I didnt go.LOL

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Updated

I know that i suck at updating. but my mum hogs the com for solitaire and iam a lazy head.

First, a few interesting things i saw that i wanna share with you all. I didnt take any pictures for these cos i dont wanna be rude.


I saw a head-bobbing couple on the bus a few days ago! They were like bobbing their heads at every syllable and de horrible thing is that I CANT LAUGH. ohmy, what if they needed to say something like ''incredible idiosyncratic nincompoop'' or something. lol

Den there was the singing ''guy'' on the train. I hope u all will know what i means when i say ''guy''. Me and ck were standing beside him when he started singing out loud to his baby in his home language. OHH... the familiar smell plus the funny singing almost killed me and ck. And the bad thing is WE CANT STOP LAUGHING and everyone can see!

I am trying to swear less as u can see...

Hardev look alike spotted in cp!!!
LoooooooL!!!
Heres jingsong giving a nonsensical pose to help me get a picture of that dude.
Hes the guy in blue jus behind song's shoulder.


sorry dude, if u happen to see yourself here, feel honored to be able to look like my our teacher. Its a Honor i tell you!!!












Look at this scam i bought. It writes HASH BROWNS.
WHERE ARE THE REST!?!?



This hornet kept disturbing me while i was watching TV. Almost fly into my face >.< >Conclusion:
Badminton rackets > hornet



I have no idea why i posted this rock.


ohyea. Ivan and me got bored waiting for the
bus home so we kicked that giant rock around.





I thought u people might want to see this cute frog at my void deck.>>>



I wont be surprised to see this car hit by an asteroid.



Happy B'dae
to Peiling!
On the way to celebrate peiling's b'dae, we saw dis bunch of people that had their TV thrown out of the window by their wives for watching too much condor heroes. Theres a high chance Ck maybe one of them. LOL


OMG!!! The Condor heroes its evil!!! look at how many people it enslaved on the floors of CP by the time we were going home!!! in an attempt to break de evil bond, we purposely walk in front of de TV loool. no effect so we went home.

Was one the 965 home and had the worst traffic jam on de expess way ever. The bus took 1 hour to get to yishun. Could get a picture if not for a fat man's butt.





Ck wanted to suck my brains, but he got coke instead.


Had to entertain my nephew cos my sis not around. Hard job man... he grew up so innocent, i cant even play monster with him. And i scared him half to death wen i made a shadow of a spider crawling towards him. LMAO

Sunday, May 20, 2007

The return of de post.

I know de exams are over. Just dat i got dat after exams syndrome where you just wanna laze whole day lol. well i finally started bloggin again^^
some cool stuff, i watched spiderman once, spiderman2 twice and spiderman3 three times LOL.


I made a comic strip outta two of my friends!




Oh, i love hotdogs! and i miss the subways T.T



Bottles of tomato sauce gets murdered by the roadside!!!
Tomato police department suspects
it to be the work of the potatoes.
(pictures taken by mr.tatasos)


Was havin lunch with de 407
Family one day. King bought
some half-cook steak meal and it was darn tough to eat. So jon converted it into meat dumbells!

Dis special dumbell doesn't help you get muscles, it helps you put on weight. It works as when your using it, its so ridiculously heavy dat you are forced to eat the meat to lighten it.
School can be so boring sometimes... at least ck and jon didn't just die like the china dude did during sports day LOL!


Me and jon bought HEROIN!!!
okok, its just some cool sweets we bought near school.
wait a minute... isnt dat how they trick kids into taking drugs?!?! >.< The Quest of the Ten Dollar Note.


Look at what we found at plaza sing lmaoo!!!
A TEN DOLLAR NOTE!!!
the moment i saw it, i knew i wasn't going to leave without it. (was watching spiderman3 for de sceond time)


I tried rolling citibank brochure or brouchere or wadeva things together and tried to fan it. ended up with some flying out off my hands and dopping below -.-''



Finally, jon thought of using his earphones and chewing gum. Since there wasn't chewing gum, i borrowed tape from some aunties we fished it out!!!
then we splitted the money and i got
1.50 lolol





Ken Yong and jon made smiley dishes at Yoshinoya Roflss!! looks like some one got alittle racist on the right plate...lolss!


Ahhh... my long awaited poa scripts...
(its too small to see what i wrote here, but if i ain't wrong, you can click to enlarge) aww.
everyone gets to see my score -.-''












On de way to compasspoint one day, i saw dis cool thing. It was bright and shiny and yet de sky was dark.



Finally, everyone one was like making friendship tests... so i made one too LOL. if your free, go try it. The new blogger html is crappy so i shall just give the link.
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/374279