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Friday, December 21, 2007

A little entertainment

Here's some entertainment lol. Tired to post all, its 1.11am and i hav got work tml!


Took this picture at ljs. Thought it was interesting^^

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Iam addicted

Darn iam so addicted to Ragdoll Invaders!!!
Played and completed for the second time
with same exact results
except my rank now is RAGDOLL MASTERS MASTER loooolololol

K.O

Had BBQ last night.
The fire was shiatty and no one can fan it properly except me and my big plastic bag lol.
Then later some shiatty resident come kpkb cos i use plastic bag very noisy LOL.
And because of no plastic bag de fire slowly died out -.-''
Taiwan sausage: good
Chicken sausage: good
Sotong: partially uncook
Crabstick: good
Otah: didnt eat any lol (some retard stuffed it into the coal and it caught fire)
Chicken wings: our batch was good(cos its on slow fire for like 30min), the later batch was half cook only lol
Cocktail: Great!

During bbq, i went around with a burning charcoal and touched ppl with ice lol!

After bbq, got stomach ache go shit. The toilet light went out and back on again by itself... creepy...
Anyway we went around slack den go buy carlsberg drink.
Bloody Brandon tried to crush his can but ended up stepping on my hand -.-''
Then later when cesca's house. I played GTA and set many grenade traps for de police lol

Then Jinkang intro me de most kickass game RAGDOLL INVADERS
Its mainly controlling this flying ragdoll and shooting aliens like the classic invaders game BUT MUCH COOLER. Had loads of laugh cos i anyhow somersault my ragdoll den can dogde all de lasers and grenades LOL. Den i see Jk suay suay keep tio trap by all de lasers too damn funny alr. Brandon the most lame one, anyhow fly den tyco keep dodging de lasers lmao, but in the end he ran outta luck and totally flew into his doom.

Den later we watch ''Alone'', but we cannot watch on cos the subtitles was like '' Hey pim, you nix? Grandmother is can had off tomorrow, psychic dun pyscho crazy Iam no''. Its too retarded.
Then we watched The Hills Have Eyes 2.
Another lame crap show lol.
Its sick cos the mutants rape the girls and ppl get mutilated.
Jinkang keeps eyeing sum pretty blonde then say ''hmmmn nowonder they want rape her''. In the end nv tio rape lol.
Then sum blind mutant steals a carbine and i say ''mutants and carbine = GG''. Then later de mutant shot sum guy up haha. His bloody kevlar didnt protect him from the bullets wtf?
Ohya de stupid ppl took off their kevlar cos its heavy... stupid ppl. The mutants are using knives ffs.

Then I GGed today at work!!!
Slept only for 15mins go work for like 2hrs+ den suddenly cant stand and focus properly LOL. Recipe for GG = thon and go for a 12hr tuff job de next day
Got excused and went home to sleep.

After sleeping i go play ragdoll invaders... AND COMPLETED IT LOOOL!
Actually my com lag, so i got abit of slow mo hahas.
But i still lost damn alot of lives la. Lost 8 lives at last boss liddat. (The last boss spams every shit at you lmao)
You destroyed 52 ships
You Saved Earth!!
You Have 15 Spare Lives
You scored a Total of 67 Points
Rank: L33T HAXXOR UBER KILLA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....

Thursday, November 22, 2007

REVIVED yet again

The O'LEVELs OVER!!!
Its time for fun!

Strangely, king jon and me didnt feel different.
We were actually sianzzzed.

Thats cause like wad jon said ''we have been acting like the olvls over since the start of olvls'' LOL
We told ourselves during the midyear and prelims that we will not go to jon's house to play during olvls...... thats what we did during those exams -.-''
When olvl's came, we were like going his house every single day.
It was during those days i got addicted to sourcream chips lol.

Blogger is screwing up my picture arrangements. I figured it has something to do with my blogskin. Iam gonna make a new blogskin so no pictures for now.

Some quiz thingies that i took outta boredom.



You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

I dont break hearts dammit!

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!

You have a total sweet tooth. When you can get away with it, you like to have dessert before dinner!

Your taste in food tends to be quite eclectic and wide. You are an adventurous eater, and you like many types of cuisines.

Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater.

You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.

You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.
What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?

Iam a child?! gawddammit!

Heres a spastic comment made by yuenyee...
? Yuenyee says:
CRAP CANNOT COME OUT!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Birthdae Rumble

27 SEPTEMBER!!!
wuahhhahaha! my birthday!
We went to suki sushi(if its spelt this wae) and had the buffet YEA!

My first time tasting caviar(left) and theres prawn roe(right). Tastes like small rubber balls

Play GuessPunch(direct translation from chinese) with shawn and won him lol.
He claims i was slow thats why he lost. but i noe he's noob
Anywae punishment was a generous serving of wasabi ^^

SUSHI AFTERMATH. WE ATE 80+ PLATES ALL TOGETHER.

Thx for deh DONUTS!!! and the pretty cards lol
some one ate the fruit one at home and iam reaaally pissed -.-''

Then later we go play pool. The 8 ball hates me, keep going in wrong hole.
I BLAME IVAN.

They bought me cake, but since we were so full we decided to eat it the next day morning before school. Misfortune struck!!! I overslept in the bus and missed 5stops wth. But i made it on time.
Instead it was ivan and de cake bearer jon whom were late. So we decided recess then eat.

I could see yingying, huiping and peiling wanted the cake alot.

Skipped recess maths for bdae lol. later told mrslim and she wished me happybdae =D
We had trouble lighting the candles cos shawn's stink extinguishes the flame.
Den we ate the cake barbarian style with forks cos we not plate lol.
Left with last slice when all everyone went crazy.
THEY CAKED ME!!! omfg!
SO I CAKED THEM!!! lmao!
there was chaos everywhere lol.
King pretended to be good den later kiwi my face...
Shawn caked me too.
Everyone become evil laaa.
Even huiping, yingying, peiling caked me.
If iam not wrong...
(too much caking and too much cake on my face, cannot see cannot remember properly lol)

THANKS AGAIN!!!
For all those happybdae wishes, donuts, cards, treats, fun, sweets, nonsense, cake, being there, being dumb, and finally for making my bdae the most memorable! THX!!! =D


Went to celebrate Shinna's bdae at NewYorkNewYork the dae before.

and went late for maths! woots! lol

If you look carefully, you can see the happy bdae sign burnt lmao

The amazing sticky candle!!!
Royal food rumble.
This pork ribs is somewhere near 18cm long lol. And tastes chinese.
My Pork lasagna and Valerie's Meatball noodle+Pumpkin Soup
Yuenyee and Annabelle's chicken pasta thingey.

What remains of the pork ribs...
The pepper and salt says PSed.
We got PSed... T.T

Pang Seh-ed face.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Picture again

yea its picture again!
I have accumulated over 50 pics so iam gonna try post all the ones during recent events.
Had a wasabi rumble during moon cake festival lol!
This was round2 with shawn and ivan.
Round3. New challenger, IZZUL!
and Packed with more wasabi power!!!
we were all tearing after that and i got runny nose lol.

Did nonsense by squirting pomelo juice from the little sacs zzz.

(my fault for teaching shawn -.-'')



went to hg mall someday after school.

Look at ivan's ice kachang.
One is the front view,

the other is the back view.
looks can be decieving...














Here's wad ivan's dessert got reduced to. Oatmeal with jelly zomg!






Then look at jon's. Its turned into shitty oatmeal zomgwtfbbq!!!









Ohya, ivan is eating something pregnant women eat lol. <<<







The Tunnel of Hope!!! Made by me in hg point. It doesnt really give hope cos the little ppl dat go through it will be eaten by me.



Made this cool stuff in chem lab by mixing all my products and other stuff. Almost looks edible haha!





Tried to break a glass bottle by freezing it with water...

Shawn: siannnnnnnn.....

I SHALL RULE THIS WORLD!!!!!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Post of gloom

Very sian. Olvl sian. So Sian. I think these days are gonna kill me soon.

When i see practice papers...
stunstunstunstunstun
stunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstun
stunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstun
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
my humors dying. my liveliness dying. my mouse dying. my tolerance dying.
class chalet, grad night, purge me of this sorrow. COS IT HURTS MY ASS.


Ivan's our class's eight ball. #8 black. It cant be meddled with until you meddle in the rest. strangely hard to in and always in wrong hole. lol

my post has lost its color today.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

As js says...

Okok... JS, heres the stuff lol.
Tried to go out for lunch, cos i missed soccer as per usual for like the dunnoe how many timeth.
(no idea got word timeth anot lol)
So my mum doesnt let me out and keeps telling me to go die cos i never study
then she says dat my friends are BAD FRIENDS (Thats taboo)

Hah! So now u guys have a reason to dislike her.


I just squished a bug under my shirt in my belly button. LOLOL dis is to make you all feel uncomfortable!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

The nervous cough

had it before exams
had it before oral
had it before scoldings
had it before public perfomances


HAVE YOU HAD IT?
The nervous cough!!!
(listen carefully during exams, you can often hear shawn's nervous cough)


When to study with shawn at Northpoint Mac.
I studied little chemistry, shawn too. Cos we were too damned busy talking shit lol.
Later walk back home cos its 1am, walk so far already then we realised still got bus -.-''

Then after my parents went to bed, we go watch anime...
and then we played ZOMBIE MOD cs!!! (with all the lights in my house out in front of the altar lol)
keep getting mobbed by zombies in the dark suddenly.

slept at 4.30am then morning wan play soccer, but soccer got cancelled
so shawn had breakfast at my house.
My mum sees shawn sleeping with his chemistry book and scolds me for not studying like shawn...
WTF?(bloody shawn continue holding the damn book throughout breakfast later, then my mum keep scolding me... Faggot)

Den my mum asks shawn stupid questions.
Mum: When is the exams ah?
Shawn: err olvl's ar? around october.
Mum: Government one right?
Shawn: ya
Mum: Then the school one leh? Mid year exam when?
Shawn: errrrr...
Mum: Then end of year exam when?
Shawn: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

Lmao. Thats what i remembered.
ohya, she also asked something about 'flour'
we had no idea wad she talking so we ignored her.

Shawn tries Irish cream with ice cream for the first time!
Good stuff lol.


Need Photoshop to edit pictures before posting! can someone lend? (CS2 would be nice)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

The msg

Today when using msn, Mrs Tang sent me this msg:
start phone relay. coming
tue we'll have out june
paper 1 mock exam, from
3pm to 5pm

and then...
Sorry sent msg to wrong
person

So i replied her:
Yea sure. GAVE ME THE
SHOCK OF MY LIFE.


Made this up last night. It rhymes so i shall post it lol. (its for MT)
Go out see cute girl, go home search friendster.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

O. lvl O. ral O. mg

Its an incredible OH OH OH!
The examiners were so friendly. gave me a boost in confidence!
they were like 'dun be nervous, relax!' laughing and giving cool comments.
talked about the stinky guy sittin beside me in the bus and they replied 'ohhmy i pity that poor boy'
SO COOL! even dou he called me 'boy' who cares.

picture discussion was a bunch of ppl look at back at sumtin
everyone was spouting nonsense lol.
there was fire, terrorist, parachuter, climber, major retrenchment(me lol) and the most ridiculous of all
FROM AHYONG....
NEW SPECIES OF BIRD
LOOOOL!!!



will post all the pictures a stocked up after prelims, if not after olvls.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

SingSongSurprise

To the singers whoever u are
i dunnoe what to say lol...
thanks anywae
(i hav no idea what i did to deserve such good entertainment haha!)

either that or iam getting punk'ed


I have noticed...
People celebrate the eve of a holiday and sleep on the actual one.
anywae, our class was stuck by HIGH fever during national day celebration.
we waved each other till everyone fell, shouted ''OI'' at everything and make unintelligible noises during the singing. LOL

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The passing of a loved

My bag has passed away today. Bless its soul
Its too painful to post its dead body SOB*


Black INK bag.
Has been called home to the lord.
Death: Natural causes and people that pulled at my bag
Had fought wear and tear bravely with just 3 stitches. May it rest in peace.

Will be dearly missed by caiyi.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Revived

My computer has been saved.
Iam so glad de hardisk transplant went smoothly. My com's not even whining anymore!!!
I guess it will be awhile before i can put in pictures cos i haven install de sony erricson thingey.

Anywae, here's a few things that happened...

I am unable to wake up on saturdays to go for POA lessons. The Higher Powers want me to sleep. Me waking will cause an increase in nonsense pollution.

Saw a balloon on the streets. It caused a little traffic jam. Yeah, I know its frightening for de drivers. The balloon's a car's weakness. Running over it may cause engine failure and is serious cases the car may explode. -.-''

Ck's parents gave me vodka to make me work for them year end. It made me sleepy and i couldnt enjoy my SAW III. Theres my reason for not working.

Ck, Lj and me went PepperLunch. There was a blackout, we sat there waiting and realised dummy Ck didnt give de person the order slip. Ended up with us transfered to a corner. Dummies like us spoil's de restaurant's image. I TOLD U GUYS SUBWAY WAS BETTER!!!

Sat beside a stinky guy during a bustrip to school. The smell was so bad i got up and went to the back to stand. I was laughing so hard inside as i see 3 other people get owned. I simply smiled at their totured faces.

Another stink incident on the bus. A xms guy with BO stands beside me. His stink lingered for 5 mins after he left. Bloody bastards, should be whacked on the head till they discover the existence of de-odourant

Was sick and stayed at home. Had runny nose so i took my runnynose tablets. It worked too well. Now i have blocked nose.


Check out this webbie. I think its cute and funny. ->
www.icanhascheezburger.com
ohya u can get any facts from the link.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Lousy Com

Wanted to post per normal...
BUT I LOST ALL THE STUFF I HAV BEEN SAVIN'
Caiyi says: !@#$%^&*
WAhhh... com says a important file is corrupted, windows cannot start.
Forced to reformat without backup. Lost every goddamn thing!!!
will try recover my stuffs for de next post haizzz.


Had the weirdest thing happen. Supposed to go school for amaths.
Becos king kept calling me to wake up this few days, i dreamed of him calling and for something about polkadots and that dunneed to go school.



I didnt go.LOL

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Updated

I know that i suck at updating. but my mum hogs the com for solitaire and iam a lazy head.

First, a few interesting things i saw that i wanna share with you all. I didnt take any pictures for these cos i dont wanna be rude.


I saw a head-bobbing couple on the bus a few days ago! They were like bobbing their heads at every syllable and de horrible thing is that I CANT LAUGH. ohmy, what if they needed to say something like ''incredible idiosyncratic nincompoop'' or something. lol

Den there was the singing ''guy'' on the train. I hope u all will know what i means when i say ''guy''. Me and ck were standing beside him when he started singing out loud to his baby in his home language. OHH... the familiar smell plus the funny singing almost killed me and ck. And the bad thing is WE CANT STOP LAUGHING and everyone can see!

I am trying to swear less as u can see...

Hardev look alike spotted in cp!!!
LoooooooL!!!
Heres jingsong giving a nonsensical pose to help me get a picture of that dude.
Hes the guy in blue jus behind song's shoulder.


sorry dude, if u happen to see yourself here, feel honored to be able to look like my our teacher. Its a Honor i tell you!!!












Look at this scam i bought. It writes HASH BROWNS.
WHERE ARE THE REST!?!?



This hornet kept disturbing me while i was watching TV. Almost fly into my face >.< >Conclusion:
Badminton rackets > hornet



I have no idea why i posted this rock.


ohyea. Ivan and me got bored waiting for the
bus home so we kicked that giant rock around.





I thought u people might want to see this cute frog at my void deck.>>>



I wont be surprised to see this car hit by an asteroid.



Happy B'dae
to Peiling!
On the way to celebrate peiling's b'dae, we saw dis bunch of people that had their TV thrown out of the window by their wives for watching too much condor heroes. Theres a high chance Ck maybe one of them. LOL


OMG!!! The Condor heroes its evil!!! look at how many people it enslaved on the floors of CP by the time we were going home!!! in an attempt to break de evil bond, we purposely walk in front of de TV loool. no effect so we went home.

Was one the 965 home and had the worst traffic jam on de expess way ever. The bus took 1 hour to get to yishun. Could get a picture if not for a fat man's butt.





Ck wanted to suck my brains, but he got coke instead.


Had to entertain my nephew cos my sis not around. Hard job man... he grew up so innocent, i cant even play monster with him. And i scared him half to death wen i made a shadow of a spider crawling towards him. LMAO