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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Wayyy too much stuff.

Well like the title suggested. Wayy too much stuff to blog bout lol.
So i shall start with one story first ( ̄ー ̄)"


When i came back from my hongkong trip, shawn was so bored he grew a beard. So i went out with him the next day to visit auntie's new shop. Then he decided to stay over at my place that day so ok, we took the train to my house. And thats when i lost my wallet (ノ゜O゜)ノ

I stepped out of the train and realised my wallet not with me. Damn pek chek cuz everytime with shawn i lose my wallet.(previously was when i go polyclinic with
him get MC) his freaking loser aura i swear lol.

Weirdly that night still happy happy for some reason lol. Play online pictionary with a bunch of dumbfuked online indian girls and other tards. Wahriew, they get the word 'Left' they draw up down left right then circle left. Draw Up and Down for fux?!!?!?
Then next was to draw 'granddaughter'. Geez before the hair was drawn, we were like DILDO? and why the fag is the arrows pointed to the bigger one?!?!

Then i draw cookie they guess socks. I draw a extra smiley face out of boredom they guess frog.
We both damn zzz alr so we started drawing nonsense. When you guys saw the pic below, you probably could tell straight away its bullshit, but those online peeps couldn't lol.

Shawn added a huge dick and we got banned from the room.

Then we went downstairs, drank some b33r, chill and play the game where you stand on a horizontal pole and try to push each other down. Was around 3am then.

Next day mrt still haven call so i assume its ded. Went to cancel atm, ezlink, then go find jon to follow me make ezlink and stuff since shawn has a l**jiao~ camp on that day.


I made my ezlink($27 including foto) and reported my ic to the police. A few hours later i get a call from a home number. The person ask if i was PAY CAI YI daaaaaaamn slowly so i thought is shawn trying to jiao with me (he sounded like shawn too). And i replied YES U FAG.

The guy stun for a moment then continue say that someone has found my wallet. Then i stun. lol

When to khatib police station collect. The policeman was a nice guy and i just pretended i didnt say anything before lmao.(; ̄▽ ̄)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I am a retard

Someone stole my username!!! =O


._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:

WTF
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
some fucker
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
stole my username
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
WTF
The absence says:
?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
puneycroc
The absence says:
for what?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
got stolen
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i creating veoh acc
The absence says:
oh
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
smljjjjiaooo
The absence says:
what for?
The absence says:
lol
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
how the hell
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
did puneycroc get stolen
The absence says:
dunno
The absence says:
someone
The absence says:
just thought of it too?
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheesepie la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think he saw
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
and stole
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i dunnoe la
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
wtf
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i use so many acc
The absence says:
lol tommy real life singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
all put puneycroc
The absence says:
not bad
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
only this one cannot
The absence says:
quite similar to studio version
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
sure is steal one
The absence says:
wtf wait
The absence says:
this person
The absence says:
looks different leh
The absence says:
it's like dont look like her
The absence says:
but should be her
The absence says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC2dJpXI8FU
The absence says:
they say is her
The absence says:
but like dont look like
The absence says:
maybe can keep studio quality
The absence says:
because her concert like no action
The absence says:
mostly concentrate on singing
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
gintama song lol
The absence says:
yeh
The absence says:
i know
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
the animation
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
jus before the chorus
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
for the song
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
i think damn nice
The absence says:
i think soul eater one so far the best
The absence says:
gundam 00 season 2 that one very good too
The absence says:
the animation and song sync
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
cheese pie iam hunting down my clone
The absence says:
lol
The absence says:
good rucks
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
OH LOL
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
my clone
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
is me
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
fail.
The absence says:
.......
._. Caiyi dozo domo kun~ says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The absence says:
that's one of the lamest thing i've heard man
The absence says:
like seriously
The absence says:
-_-


The End.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

yikes

Was hunting for big rogue cockroach in house.
When it flew onto my leg and started crawling up.
Freaked the shit outta me -.-''
Killed it in the end

Saturday, October 11, 2008

=)

Even when theres no light.
U peeps probably don't noe, but u all are actually keeping me from breaking. Thx everyone.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Random shit


Ahh.. memories...
and yeh. Thats my POA textbook in the bin.





Barneys eat spongebob.








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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Lulz weekend

Went to Dallas Chicken CK, Weijin, LJ, Jon today.
It was freakin CLOSED and we very very sian...
In the end we go eat subway den talk cock lol. Say wad Cunkang and Cunan tio wad shit timewarp, then when the world ends, they will join back and become JEEBUS and it will be called the Age of Cunan. LULZ

Then later go ajisen ramen eat dinner and talk cock again.
This time start with some LKY talk, then dunno how change to some communist, lousy jobs, poor people talk. In the end we were arguing with Weijin about evolution and how existence was created -.-''
Weijin theory was that there was no evolution and stuff POOF! out naturally lol.


Hehe went Lj house for b33r in the end. LOL @ u nubs that didnt come


Yesterday go NP then follow Shawn to Fareast for his haircut. Later come out his fringe gone he very sadface:( lol. But i very shockedface:O at his cone. So sux cone where got naise.


Saw a really naise sunset at NP later...
couldn't capture its awe.

Later go Chompchomp eat.
Shawn go order our hokkien mee
then say wrong table number -.-'' Then i go wrong stall to change table number -_-''''''''
In the end got one $4 three $3 hokkien mee come G.G

After that go find the Gq, jon they all at spiderweb.
Lmao. Play spider web one person cling on it. Then the others go shake the web until that guy fly off hahaha. Fun siul.
Then later anyhow taupok each other then go home lol.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I try.

Hehehe. I posted xD

All this while we have been drawing Leonidas's skeleton and no one said a word?!


YOU BASTARD KIDS!!! Stop playing with me! <<<







Ahhh. I still rmb. Just yesterday i was at food republic and i ordered fishball noodle dry no chilli. I got tons of chilli. So nxt day at sku I ordered the same and said no chilli 2times.

I got this -.-'' no sauce, then too paiseh go back

Sunday, May 25, 2008

lol @ shawn

This is too funny to be not blogged lol.
Shawn went to www.20000hindinames.com to search for indian bad words ROFLOLOLOL.who in the world names their kids after bad words lol.